Heat Your Frosty Buns
It's fucking winter again. If you live in a warm climate fuck you. But if you want toasty indoor safe heating the Mr. Heater Big Buddy is basically admitting that your actual heating system is garbage, but sure, let's pretend strapping a propane tank to a glorified space toaster is a "solution" and not just you giving up on modern comfort entirely. It'll pump out 18,000 BTUs while you sit there wondering why the fuck you decided to go ice fishing or sit on your patio in the dead of winter. Safely works inside and out, buy yourself these or just get the hose to connect to a big 20lb cylinder (never bring that inside unless you want to blow up the house!). When your power goes out and you need heat you'll thank me. Its not actually burning its called a catalytic heater for all you nerds.